ESPN building a Tent City in Eugene

In the South no one locks their door. I thought for a long time it was because they are so hospitable or open to strangers, but now I know it's because of laziness. I like to have the door open myself maybe out of laziness. I like the freedom it gives me and the fresh air is nice to because I have been told that my feet smell like a dead goat.

The mothership of Sports arrives in Eugene this Saturday, the game kicks off at 5:00 and ESPN will be centered in tailgate central. I have heard off other schools wearing the same color when ESPN 's very popular college game day comes to town. I will be keeping an eye on that but will find it tough since my only Ducks shirt is a black.

The Pigs in town have flatly stated that they expect very little trouble from the locals. Last week after the Ducks kicked ASU in the teeth there were too many parties to frequent, but one party 8 blocks from my home was a full scale riot, one of the biggest in the last 10 years and the season or classes haven't even started yet. The chief pig said this morning" that people are tired after the game and just want to go home" Tired? Maybe you are coward pussy cub. The riot last week was definitely not football related and started as the "party down the street" and attended by mostly pimply Freshman Sadly I missed but rode my bike just a few block from it when I finally called it a night around 4. Watch this video to see for your self though. 20 cop cars 7 from Springfield and 5 sheriff deputies all told. And they don't expect any trouble from this game? College game decided to come to Eugene to see them play Stanford over Texas vs. Oklahoma and thats a big deal. The duck are currently 6 point favorites and need this victory now to set the tone for the balance of the season. Right now Stanford is clearly the second best team in the Pac-10 and they have the #1 pick in the 2012 draft( if we are still here) in Andrew Luck.

The Ducks created a lot of stress last week with there early sloppy fucking defense. I carefully listened to the game on a boom box in a loft atop a Burning Man decompression party. Watching the party folk spew labels , obscenities, lies, and painful stares and waiting for the drugs to kick in posture was a hoot. As we huddled like men in a micro football huddle we discussed are most painful tales between breaks in the action, and during the game we all felt a sense of arcane telekinesis. Maybe it was the Ohming that was going on. When the game sadly ended I observed a gentleman carving up a large yellowfin tuna, putting in a sauce bag and calmly laying on a roaring grill. " so this is Christmas for the weak and strong the rich and the poor the road is so long........"

Soon another year will be over and we will look back on this game as a turning point for the Ducks. A win this Saturday against a top 10 team and a conference opponent will force the hands off these east coast dimwits to move the Ducks to the Top. Why not? Think about it. Do something about.

Then we will paint our faces and Dance.

So look for me this Saturday on Espn. I will do my best to do my best.