Ducks embarrass the Knoxville Tennessee Volunteers 48-13

The contrasting culture crash was in full display on Saturday as Tennessee started white hot rushing for 200 yards in the first quarter but Phil Simms genetic offspring looked greener than than a duck neck. A sec power house versus the upstart pac 10 dark hoarse turned harbinger I was very looking forward to this game. I must admit I have been watching nothing but SEC football since I was 9. Tennessee's QB lat year Jonathan Compton who was drafted in the 5th round and later cut by the Chargers sadly attended my high school. One of my best mates "The Crazy Spaniard" teaches there. I got 6 tattoos in a in an evil redneck town a short ride in a cigarette getter from Knoxville.

I have watched maybe a dozen pac 10 games over the years.

My prediction for the final was 48-13

And the final score was 42-13

I am currently collecting money for a big bet on the Ducks versus Portland on Saturday at 5dimes for their brave 52 point spread. They are the only major point setter at this point who has released a point spread for this game. I thought anything over 46 points was a risk at first. Now I believe the final score will be close to 92-3 type game. So contact me asap if you want to get on in this money train.

This was the first time I had the privilege to see the ducks on TV and was impressed that they could go into Knoxville and run 25 draw plays and win. The breakdown was game planned by Coach Kelly I have no doubt as the young Volunteers prematurely ejaculated on the belly of the Duck.

What can prevent this Ducks to win the National Championship?! OMFG!

My game day experience had a serendipitous beginning then was quickly stalled as a lightning storm delayed the game in the first quarter. It was a sign from Zeus. The Ducks were being stunned over and over. And the lightning delayed came at a perfect time. The momentum earned was taken by Zeus lightning bolts. As we watched the game at a new friends house on his large Vizio I was thinking of the Living Room Culture I was told about when I arrived here. It was fun to look up and out the window to see and hear dangerous and defective humans.

Knoxville and Eugene is distant as planet X and Thursday. The Fans have the same wild fever for their teams but the city's are so different. Eugene has the Whiteaker and Knoxville has a main street that looks like a Boxcar shit stain.

Darron Thomas the Ducks new QB seemed locked in on his first target 87% of the time. And the few times he did look down field he had incredible success. I watched one play closely as he called an audible into a run play, something you seldom see but a sure sign of maturity and confidence. He is playing the role of step-mom now. The hot one. I may be wrong on this.

Next week will be my first time in Auzten stadium. Wish me luck.