The dark side of the beat got crushed as two cops were tackled late last night by Oregon State 19 year old red shirt freshman yler Patrick Thomas of Kalispell, Mont. Police found Patrick shitfaced in a strangers house, they ordered him to get on the ground and he got in a three point stance and tackled two police officers. Patcrik got hit hard with some stun guns. Oh by the way he was naked. Corvallis WTF? He was immediately kicked off the team.
On bis Bio it lists his biggest athletic thrill to date was beating the six-time state wrestling champion of (Gillette, WY) at their home in a wrestling dual. It also says that we was supposed to get a lot of playing time on the offensive line and that he has a ton of potential.
This I am sure tips the balance of power. I was leaning towards the Beavers slapping the Ducks around. But know I think the Ducks win the Pac 10 and crush the Beavers.
Tackling two cops while wasted in a strangers house shouldn't shock anyone. With a healthy dose of hard booze and drugs along with extreme boredom life and relationships fly out the fucking window. And throw in the fact he has been trained to be a demon sports freak why should it surprise or shock anyone. I am happy the Beavers are a little weaker today and he wasn't shot, but big deal.
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